2 notes May 8, 2012 My co-worker found my secret out. I can’t fill out the booty part of any pair of jeans unless they are skinny jeans. >.< She informed me of this while I was talking to the 2 year-old kids in my classroom, so now they all know Miss Melissa has no bum. Filed under my life booty ass bottom rear bum i haz no booty tmi