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angstinmypants:

sevenpoints:

laphamsquarterly:

Look, we’re only human. 

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENYWHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASEAND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNGWANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSEREADING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARINGI’M HOOKED AND I CAN’T STOP CARINGOH BABY I WANT AN E-READERAND A MEANINGFUL METERMY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN METHAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKE ME SO BRAINY

I’m going to need this on a t-shirt.

Too fantastical.

angstinmypants:

sevenpoints:

laphamsquarterly:

Look, we’re only human. 

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I CAN’T STOP CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME
THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKE ME SO BRAINY

I’m going to need this on a t-shirt.

Too fantastical.

(via andkasey)

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YO YO YO! ALL YOU SUCKA AURORS AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON ME! FROM MY SPELLS TO MY HORCRUXES, YOU CAN’T TOUCH VOLDY! I’M THE DARK LORD, SO EVIL IS INFERRED, BUT FORGET WHAT YOU HEARD, I’M LIKE SALAZAR THE THIRD, SH-SH-SH-SHAKEN, NOT STIRRED, I’M VOLDEMORT! THE T’S SILENT WHEN I APPARATE RIGHT AT YO’ DOOR… AND CRUCIO YOUR WOMAN ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR. I DON’T PLAY IT LIKE HARRY, YOU’LL KNOW IT WAS ME, ‘CAUSE NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER SHE’LL BE LIKE, “OOH, LORD VOLDY!”

sluterin:

(Source: formerlyforeheadtittaes, via frontiercity)

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